face facts

I've decided to let my eyebrows grow out.  I mean, they already grow faster than an athlete's breasts on steroids, so why bother?  also, today I saw an article in "rolling stone" on how men should tweeze their eyebrows.  are you kidding me?  I'm all for equality of the sexes and what-not, but I happen to like the bear-in-heat look for men's eyebrows.

here you go:

I'm quite enamored of these tommy boots.  can you imagine what adventures you could have?  too bad they're like, three hundred dollars.  and not for sale anymore.