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J.Crew jacket; Abercrombie & Fitch sweater; Target chambray; tie from my dad; J Brand jeans

I learned how to tie a bow tie from a video, and even though my attempts are far from perfect, I'm pretty proud of myself.  It's just as hard as people say it is, and even though you have difficulty breathing, you don't want to take the tie off once you've tied it.

Also, I just got my wisdom teeth out and I've been taking a lot of Vicodin, and last night I had this dream where I met a very pregnant Julianne Moore, and before I could say anything she asked me if I wanted to feel the baby.