I want a bolero, but nice ones are kind of pricey, and there are not too many occasions you can wear a bolero to.  

come to my wedding? 
sure, it'll give me a chance to wear my bolero!

a bolero, in case you don't know, is what a matador wears to a bull fight.  the problem with getting a used bolero is that most of them have holes through the chest.  get it? eh eh?   

and this, dear annette (lefthandedstory) is for you. I always appreciate your comments!